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Retro Future

Retro Future

In stock
$17.00

Blast off to tomorrow, yesterday! This rad collection mixes retro robots, space gear, and futuristic vibes. Perfect for kids who love sci-fi and vintage tech. Embroidered patches with hook-and-loop backing swap easily. Time-travel through style with every outfit change!

Customers also added:

ONE, TWO, Patched 😍

Purchase any Hahaha topwear + bottomwear and get a complimentary patch collection of your choice. Because your wild ones need the complete look.

THE DEAL:

  1. Pick a top: Hoodie, Zip-Up, or Tee
  2. Add a bottom: Joggers or Shorts
  3. Choose your free patch pack at checkout


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Size & Fit


True to USA standard kidswear sizes with a relaxed, comfortable fit.

These hoodies are designed with a bit of extra room for easy movement and layering. If your child is between sizes or you want extended wear through growth spurts, size up. For a snugger fit, stick with their current size.

Refer to our size chart for chest, length, and sleeve measurements.
Shipping & Returns

Standard & Express shipping

FREE standard shipping on US orders $175+ (3-6 business days)

International shipping: Available, rates at checkout

Ships within 1-2 business days with tracking.
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Flexible returns

30-day return and exchange policy. Learn more
Care and Materials

Available in sizes: 3-4Y, 5-6Y, 7-8Y, 9-10Y, and 11-12Y. True to size.

Why Parents (and their Wild Ones) Love It:

🌱 100% organic - GOTS certified cotton, no toxic chemicals
🇺🇸 LA made - Designed and sewn in Los Angeles, California
🔄 Durable design - Reinforced patch zones withstand thousands of swaps
🧺 Easy care - Machine washable, patches stay on or remove before washing

Complete the look

Healthier for Kids

No pesticides from field to fabric.
Just pure organic cotton

Better for the Planet

Organic farming reduces water use by 91% vs conventional cotton

Made Right Here

Sewn in Downtown, LA by workers earning fair wages